Great Grandfather Talmus and his 9 foot Bass Fiddle!

NEVER PLAY A BASS FIDDLE 5 FEET TALLER THAN YOURSELF (Rule #7)

*From Kramer Family Archives 1892.

OK, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!!

NO MORE DAMN PURPLE AND GREEN!!!

The Ignoramus lives on today in small towns throughout America!

The IGNORAMUS was the dumbest of all prehistoric creatures

An ADAGE is but a wise saying proverb...

ADAGES FOR TODAY: (Old sayings that defy space and time)

1. AN OPEN BOOK NEVER LIES
2. ONE CANNOT REASON WITH A MIDGET
3. DIRT ROLLS UPHILL
4. TOO OLD TO BE TOLD
5. NEVER ENTRUST BLIND MEN TO DESCRIBE AN ELEPHANT

Chicks and Dudes look great in Hot Pants!

Before we could afford full length white ties...