Sphinxter the Sphinx and his Santa Hat!

HORRORSCOPE (12-07-09) There's 383 days left until Christmas 2010 and already the stores have Christmas decorations displayed! History is a thing of the past. Speaking of bad Christmas gifts, an "Etch a Sketch" is for people who long to draw like they've been lobotomized...

TODAY'S FUN FACT: Driving automobiles on frozen lakes is legal in Minnesota.