eCONOMY AFFECTING THE WIG INDUSTRY AS MORE MEN ADOPT THE "COMB-OVER!"

HORRORSCOPE (11-13-09) Friday the 13th is considered by some to be a bad luck day, but you're too smart for that rubbish aren't you? That said, consider staying indoors today with the curtains drawn, the windows shut and the doors locked as nothing good is out there for you on this dark day. Be fierce in your subtlety. The next time you take it to another level, use an elevator. Don't answer that---it's just another door-to-door door salesman. Lay down your arms and the legs will follow.

TODAY'S FUN FACT: There are two kinds of people in the world:
1. Those who hate being Bald
2. Those who claim it doesn’t bother them