Monday, November 2, 2009

IMMIGRANT BREAKS INTO SUBURBAN HOME, DUSTS, VACUUMS AND LEAVES!



HORROR-SCOPE (11-02-09) Watch out for illegal aliens today landing in your neighborhood, mowing your lawn and then flying back home! Avoid piloting small aircraft without first taking lessons. Employees at a Weighing Machine factory work for scale. Horses are stable animals. Coffee beans should be part of your daily grind. Drink premium vodka to be full of good spirits. Romancing with someone wealthy will enrich your life. The United States Citizenship exam should have no fewer than THREE “Rock and Roll” questions that must be correct.


TODAY’S FUN FACT: A diamond will not dissolve in acid. Intense heat is the only thing that can destroy it---that, and divorce…

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