HORROR-SCOPE (11-07-09) Reduce overhead by wearing a smaller hat. Bathing makes good scents. The chances of renegade flying monkeys stealing babies from your arms increases today as the sun settles in the west---beware. A good hammer will fix anything. Many of you will notice subtle changes in the next few years---changes in style, your looks, your finances, maybe even your entire life’s situation. Tomorrow's a good day to procrastinate---or the next day—or the day after that. In a roundabout way, square off with your inner circle. In a scary voice, ask telemarketers for their home phone number and address...
TODAY'S FUN FACT: Please take comfort in the fact that EVERYONE has the same trouble as you do opening CD and DVD packaging---this is NOT a mental deficiency issue---but "blister packaging" requires dynamite...
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