HORRORSCOPE (10-04-09) The Moons of ZorbaTugg are partially hidden today which means---Never ever trust Antique Dolls! The older and the creepier they are, the more dangerous. They don't necessarily look human but they also DO in a way, don't they? Even if these porcelain vessels of wickedness are perched in a locked glass case, you are still not safe, for their evil knows no boundaries...And if you snap a photo of them with their eyes looking away, you will notice when downloading the photo, at least one doll will be looking directly at YOU---the camera---thus proving they actually are alive. You can also forget about putting one of them in a vice and sawing its head off---it didn't work in a old Twilight Zone episode and it surely won't work in real life. Your only obvious choices are to, move out of the country, turn off the Sci-Fi channel, or burn your house down with the dolls in it---but if you go with the last choice, don't be surprised if they escape---charred and burning mad!!!
TODAY'S FUN FACT: Initially, there were 29 letters in the alphabet but the other 3 letters didn't spell anything and were dropped in 1527 by King Riley III.
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