HORROR-SCOPE (10-10-09) Michael Bolton songs can be very harmful today; play it safe by NOT listening to any of his overwrought histrionics and immediately leave any stores, offices or elevators that are soothingly and subliminally oozing his tortured tunes out of their speakers---but especially dangerous are "Bolton-ized" versions of classic Motown ballads! The understanding of the word "Celsius" requires in tens thinking. A tolerant psychiatrist has a lot of patients. Magic is an illusion. Put a bookmark in your feelings so you know where you left off. Reverse your past by moving forward. Think small, dream big, never hire a medium and order a jumbo hot dog---without ketchup!!!
TODAY'S FUN FACT: You can't measure a live snake.
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