HORROR-SCOPE (10-13-09) If you undergo transplant surgery today, you will have a change of heart. Door to door MIMES will be in your neighborhood today, but you won't hear them knock. You genuinely enjoy the company of others especially when you are home alone. Go to a butcher shop for a meat and greet. Taste everything you eat with a grain of salt. Fix up your digs by covering the holes in your story. Beating one to the punch will bring you added clout---as well as satisfying your thirst. Step up to the plate but don't eat with your hands. If you cannot say something complimentary, then disparaging, deprecating, insulting, belittling, offensive and derogatory comments will do. I'd wave but my hands are full...
TODAY'S FUN FACT: A giant prehistoric moth is called a "BEHEMOTH." The most famous one is known as "Mothra."
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