Wednesday, October 28, 2009

MT. PILOT MAN LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN AFTER ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS!


HORROR-SCOPE (10-28-09) Today, you share a birthday with BRUCE JENNER---whose gender reassignment surgery was a complete success! Sightings of dancing skeletons shall be more prevalent as Halloween approaches. Don't let your sheer enthusiasm for mountain climbing lead you down a slippery slope. There should be a change in the weather at some point in your area. The sale of fireworks will skyrocket next June. Never slap a Rhinoceros in your bare feet. You will be recognized at your next family reunion---sorry...

TODAY'S FUN FACT:  A Floorist is a guy who lays down tile for a living. If he has trouble doing his job, it is known today as erect-tile dysfunction...

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