Great Grandfather Talmus and his 9 foot Bass Fiddle!

NEVER PLAY A BASS FIDDLE 5 FEET TALLER THAN YOURSELF (Rule #7)

*From Kramer Family Archives 1892.

OK, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!!

NO MORE DAMN PURPLE AND GREEN!!!

The Ignoramus lives on today in small towns throughout America!

The IGNORAMUS was the dumbest of all prehistoric creatures

An ADAGE is but a wise saying proverb...

ADAGES FOR TODAY: (Old sayings that defy space and time)

1. AN OPEN BOOK NEVER LIES
2. ONE CANNOT REASON WITH A MIDGET
3. DIRT ROLLS UPHILL
4. TOO OLD TO BE TOLD
5. NEVER ENTRUST BLIND MEN TO DESCRIBE AN ELEPHANT

Chicks and Dudes look great in Hot Pants!

Before we could afford full length white ties...

MEN, IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED...

The AcoustiBobs when they were called "KETTLE CREEK"

Why is the O silent in Opossum? (More proof that they're evil)

HORRORSCOPE (01-02-10) Be relieved and relish the fact that Holiday Family visits are now over. Don’t leave anything undone, especially things not finished. Don’t let tripping over your own feet be your downfall. A sentry caught off guard is one not on duty. Never trust an animal that hangs upside-down...


TODAY'S FUN FACT: The most common name for a boy in 1859 was "Tater."

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM BELGIUM