Tuesday, January 26, 2010

An ADAGE is but a wise saying proverb...


ADAGES FOR TODAY: (Old sayings that defy space and time)

1. AN OPEN BOOK NEVER LIES
2. ONE CANNOT REASON WITH A MIDGET
3. DIRT ROLLS UPHILL
4. TOO OLD TO BE TOLD
5. NEVER ENTRUST BLIND MEN TO DESCRIBE AN ELEPHANT

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Why is the O silent in Opossum? (More proof that they're evil)



HORRORSCOPE (01-02-10) Be relieved and relish the fact that Holiday Family visits are now over. Don’t leave anything undone, especially things not finished. Don’t let tripping over your own feet be your downfall. A sentry caught off guard is one not on duty. Never trust an animal that hangs upside-down...


TODAY'S FUN FACT:
The most common name for a boy in 1859 was "Tater."