Friday, October 2, 2009

TRANSMISSION FROM SPACE THOUGHT TO BE MANUAL


HORRORSCOPE (10-02-09) The Moon is in your back pocket today; wear it well. You are magnetic so avoid steel shavings. Reach for the high notes in a low key way. You're ready to tackle disputes if you're wearing a helmet. Another wayward wrench from the Space Station was hurdling towards Earth but upon entering our atmosphere, vanished into thin air. Close call. You're an easy going hopeless romantic, which makes it so darn easy for you to get stepped on, trampled on, chewed up and spat out. Sit back and relax but be on your toes and everything will be copacetic---I'm not sure what it means either but I recall taking two teaspoons of it every time I was sick as a kid and hated the taste...

TODAY'S FUN DINOSAUR FACT: The smallest Dinosaurs were called "Shrimptons." These tiny marsh dwellers measured only 2 inches long and were boneless.

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