Wednesday, November 4, 2009

"OK, I'LL GET IN, BUT I WANT MY OWN ROOM!" (Noah's son Denis)


HORRORSCOPE (11-04-09) There should be a change of weather at some point in your area. Protect your home and assets with a motion-detecting vaporizing radioactive laser fence. A bizarre yoga accident may leave you in an awkward position. If you had the talent and personality, you could impress others with your humor. Write short stories in longhand. Carefully selected choices should be randomly chosen. Who was in charge of getting the Tarantulas, Cobras, Saber Tooth Tigers, and Rhinos onto the Ark? I certainly would've been too busy "looking for more sealant for the gaps" or something...


TODAY'S FUN FACT: Sweatpants were actually invented to be worn INDOORS...

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