Sunday, September 27, 2009

HIGH TENSION RELIEF


HORROR-SCOPE (09-26-09) There's a thin line between fair and foul. Those High-Tension Towers in your area and near your property line only make COWS go insane and kill each other. There's no hard evidence that you are in danger, though the incessant low buzz drone they emit may erase your memory and your ability to procreate---oh, and your ability to reason, taste, appreciate rock and roll and tightrope walk. Be indiscreet and diplomatic at all times. The Road to Peace and Sanity is under perpetual construction---so is every road in your State. Don't fret about your financial situation, everybody is broke. Romance is in the heir. Don't trust the affluent.
TODAY'S FUN FACT: As a child, President Harry Truman was a famed silent movie star best known for his "Little Pest" film shorts.

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