Saturday, September 26, 2009

Who's that guy in your car?

HORRORSCOPE (09-04-09) The man hiding in the backseat of your car is an escaped mental patient. He's still sleeping, so you're safe for now---Wait---I thought I heard a car door creak open... If you're in the house, run out the back door NOW and to the neighbor's house--Hurry! The dollar bills in your wallet have trace amounts of cocaine, but not enough to get you high or bring you trouble. You are bursting with creative energy. A nap will do you good. You dropped something...
TODAY'S FUN FACT: Early Humans had a "gullet" to aid in the digestion of bark.

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