Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Velvet Clown Paintings make great Wedding gifts...


HORROR-SCOPE (09-30-09) You have the imaginary rings of Saturn in your orbit today---which means, it's a great day to go backpacking in the Alaskan wilderness. Keep in mind it's almost October, so beware of cute starving bears. All bears---whether Grizzly, Polar, Bi-Polar, Brown---no matter, because to them, you look like a huge walking Rib-Eye! Also important: Try to avoid any Meth labs you may encounter as Alaska is the frozen meth lab capital of the world. Hey---Hey---Did that Velvet Clown painting on your wall just move? Are you sure? No, not the whole thing, just the eyes...look again, if you dare...Don't try to dispose of it in the trash either; the next morning it'll be hanging on your wall again---only this time, it won't be smiling...
TODAY'S FUN FACT: The sticky side of tape is known in the scientific community as the adhesive side.

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  1. The Tijuana Black Velvet Clown paintings used here are all borrowed from Indignico Inc.'s velvetpaintings.com ~ Quality You Can FEEL.

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