Sunday, September 27, 2009

HORROR HAYRIDE (Phil sports an Ostrich egg nest)

HORRORSCOPE (09-15-09) If you had your fill of specters after yesterday's barrage of apparitional presence, please note that September 15th is generally known in Amish lore as the "Holiday of thy Ghosts." So you have that going for you (go ahead say it) If you're a reelist, that means you're a fisherman. Summer's almost over---your right to bare arms (and legs unfortunately) is nearing an end. To be outstanding in your field, you must live on a farm. Recycle, especially if you fall off of your bike. Now is the optimal time to be an optimist. You had more hair yesterday---just look at your pillow... TODAY'S FUN FACT: No two penguins are alike.

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