Sunday, September 27, 2009

"Ma, come quick---there's another UFO out back!

HORRORSCOPE (09-19-09) You may run into problems if you are a mathematician. Relieve stress by shooting off your mouth at a fireworks show. The Moon is in Leo---but tell anybody. The result may be a traumatic increase in UFO sightings, especially if you're a single unemployed still lives at Mom's 40ish Super-Hero Memorabilia collecting virgin white guy who frequently calls in to late night radio talk shows that deals in the paranormal and other silliness, but never gets photo proof because the battery on his digital camera isn't charged---again. Allergies are nothing to sneeze at...
TODAY'S FUN FACT: The Wright Brothers were afraid of automobiles and never drove.

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