Who's been sleeping under my bed?

HORROR-SCOPE (August 26, 2009) Don't let your feet dangle over the bed---Monsters are grabby today. The sounds emitting from the basement are best ignored, get out of the house quickly and quietly. The chance of blinding rain increases to 43% later in the afternoon. Flood Warnings very possible. Good Things Come To Those Who Wade....
TODAY'S FUN FACT: In the Victorian Era, a Hooligan was also known as a Sniggphant or a Spraddle-Marm.