HORRORSCOPE (09-23-09) Currently, there are more Elvis Impersonators than policemen in our country, a sure sign of the coming Apocalypse. And there are more Clowns than Panda Bears but that's obvious...And why do all the Elvis Impersonators look alike but they don't look like Elvis---the E man? In other planetary news, Hershey will align with Mars to form the biggest candy company in the Solar System. A surprise is in store---which store will be for you to find. Mercury may be the smallest planet, but as an element---which is the way it prefers to reside on Earth---may kill you if it gets on your skin. Don't step on small pets...
TODAY'S FUN FACT: Mountain Lion Cubs are also called "CHACKS."
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