Don't leave home without reading your daily DenBob HORROR-SCOPE and FUN FACT!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Ship from Flash Gordon Show crashes to Earth after 70 years!
HORRORSCOPE (09-05-09) The chances of being hit by Space Debris increases tenfold from 1400 to 1600 today (2:00pm--4:00pm) especially for those living in rural areas or out in the country. Duck and cover, allow 5 minutes to cool... Juggling can be addictive. You are sitting in a good position to stand up for yourself. Nice shoes, where did you get those? Stay out of Lion cages today especially if you're wearing a meat suit. Venus isn't talking to Mercury today... TODAY'S FUN FACT: The Milky Way is just Space Dust.
This blog is intended as a parody of the daily horoscopes in your newspaper but with a "scary" angle as well. Yikes. The "Fun Facts" are an educational tool to be remembered for generations to come...
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