HORRORSCOPE (09-13-09) Prime numbers are your friend today but use them at your discretion. Look for signs in the clouds and in a bowl of Cheerios. If you find a Dorito shaped like an upside-down triangle, sell it on eBay. Now is the time to settle the beef with your vegan relative. If a slice of your frozen pizza has the image of Garth Brooks, it's not a miracle. Postpone your promise not to procrastinate any more. Today will be a decent hair day... Today's Fun Fact: You cannot light a fire on the Moon, it's too windy.
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