HORROR-SCOPE (08-29-09) You are slowly falling from a building---but don't worry, you are ASLEEP, and when you land in Freshman year Gym class and everybody's pointing and laughing at you because of your shortcomings, simply pinch yourself very hard and you should wake up. There's a very good chance today you will see a Ventriloquist Dummy driving a Volvo---just back away slowly and look before you leap, leak before you loop and lock before you load. Walk tall but watch for midgets... TODAY'S FUN FACT: Magellan was a dwarf.
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