Don't leave home without reading your daily DenBob HORROR-SCOPE and FUN FACT!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Indiana Amusement Park opens the first Monkey-Go-Round!
HORRORSCOPE (09-08-09)A slow day in the Heavens. As your Asstrologymystyk, I will tell you to check your shoes for scorpions, but never underestimate mites, roaches, trilobites, spiders or morels. Para sailing in a hurricane probably not such a good idea today. Finish all your peas and you'll know the cues. If you live in an area where wild swinging squawking crazy monkeys roam wild, wear a hard hat... TODAY'S FUN FACT: No mushrooms are poisonous until you eat them.
This blog is intended as a parody of the daily horoscopes in your newspaper but with a "scary" angle as well. Yikes. The "Fun Facts" are an educational tool to be remembered for generations to come...
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