HORRORSCOPE (09-14-09) Stirring up Ghosts is never something you intentionally want to do. If you're noticing a sudden incursion of ghosts dancing in your inner-space---DO NOT blast any Jimi Hendrix music. Ghosts love Hendrix---I kid you not. The studio stuff. The live stuff---any Hendrix, they go nuts. The only remedy, if you have the constitution, is to run to your local library and take out an Andy Williams CD. Turn up Andy belting out his stellar version of "Michelle" and the ghosts will vaporize instantly like the sun burning away the fog... You need not play any more of the red sweater-ed crooner's tunes than is needed... TODAY'S FUN FACT: A nine sided snowflake is called an ARAX.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
GHOST WRITERS IN DISGUISE
HORRORSCOPE (09-14-09) Stirring up Ghosts is never something you intentionally want to do. If you're noticing a sudden incursion of ghosts dancing in your inner-space---DO NOT blast any Jimi Hendrix music. Ghosts love Hendrix---I kid you not. The studio stuff. The live stuff---any Hendrix, they go nuts. The only remedy, if you have the constitution, is to run to your local library and take out an Andy Williams CD. Turn up Andy belting out his stellar version of "Michelle" and the ghosts will vaporize instantly like the sun burning away the fog... You need not play any more of the red sweater-ed crooner's tunes than is needed... TODAY'S FUN FACT: A nine sided snowflake is called an ARAX.
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