Don't leave home without reading your daily DenBob HORROR-SCOPE and FUN FACT!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
They only come out at night...
HORRORSCOPE (08-30-09) Turn off the stupid nights lights---what are you, six years old? Monsters are just as afraid of the dark as you are! HA HA HA HA---you didn't buy that malarkey did you? Are you kidding me, Monsters THRIVE on the dark!!! If you Text today while driving, don't be surprised if you end up wearing a TREE! Avoid the color ROJO until 2:30pm. The taller the tree the closer the sky. Hoy es Domingo... TODAY'S FUN FACT: Dinosaurs communicated by emitting a high-pitched bark.
This blog is intended as a parody of the daily horoscopes in your newspaper but with a "scary" angle as well. Yikes. The "Fun Facts" are an educational tool to be remembered for generations to come...
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