Don't leave home without reading your daily DenBob HORROR-SCOPE and FUN FACT!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Skulls can't move on their own, right? Right???
HORRORSCOPE (09-03-09)That glow-in-the-dark-Fluorescent Skull that's perched on the dresser in your spare bedroom is not moving when you walk by it at night---it just seems that way...How did that thing get there anyway??? Chances are you'll see clouds in the sky today in your area. Learn a language of your choice by Friday. Leave a liar to his lair as he leaves no footprints...Just because the masses are laughing at Dane Cook doesn't mean he is funny, look at Larry the Cable Guy! Change shampoos... TODAY'S FUN FACT: The earliest of cavemen were only 9 inches tall, but were very swift runners.
This blog is intended as a parody of the daily horoscopes in your newspaper but with a "scary" angle as well. Yikes. The "Fun Facts" are an educational tool to be remembered for generations to come...
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