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Saturday, September 26, 2009
Tomato voted most evil vegetable!
HORRORSCOPE (9-9-9) Today is 09-09-09. Just like it was on September 9, 1909. Except they didn't have Internet then. In planetary news, Jupiter tried to align with Mars but Mercury caught wind of it and the plans for peace to guide the planets were thwarted... Tomato is a vegetable today---even in salads. The salads are fine. Sunspots may just be dirty sunglasses. The Moon won't come out tonight, it is being stubborn. Hot air ballooning over Mt. St. Helen's is not such a good idea... TODAY'S FUN FACT: The first known flashlight was a jar of lightning bugs.
This blog is intended as a parody of the daily horoscopes in your newspaper but with a "scary" angle as well. Yikes. The "Fun Facts" are an educational tool to be remembered for generations to come...
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