HORRORSCOPE (09-16-09) With Summer's upon us, today's a good day to conquer your fear of small town travelling carnivals, even though you think they are employed by poorly educated chain smoking wife beating filthy bathe-free swearing ex-con social misfits with periodontal maladies and are a haven for communicable diseases, petty crime, weak language skills and second hand smoke. While true, you shouldn't judge... Suck it up and ride the rusty Tilt-A-Whirl, the creaky Roller Coaster, the Whiplash with the blaring 70's soundtrack, visit the "Tats Tent," eat a nasty Sno-Cone, ignore the flies swarming the Cotton Candy Machine and waste hard earned money on the rigged games and end up with a straw hat, and a small stuffed animal of some unknown breed---you'll feel about yourself! TODAY'S FUN FACT: Elephants never stampede alone...
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