HORRORSCOPE (09-06-09) Chances are, if you can read this, you survived yesterday's rain of Space Debris---turns out it was a kidney bean made out of medal... Clown Season is ending, thus you will see an unusual amount of Clowns today. Clowns in small cars, Church picnics, at stoplights handing out nickels, carnivals, casinos, AA meetings and Clown Conventions. Listen to others, trust only yourself. Singing the days of the week in Spanish is the easiest and most effective way of remembering them. Refrigerate after opening. White clothing will be illegal by Tuesday... TODAY'S FUN FACT: 92.4 % of kids are afraid of Clowns.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Ron Cheggers, Mayor of Clowntown, IL
HORRORSCOPE (09-06-09) Chances are, if you can read this, you survived yesterday's rain of Space Debris---turns out it was a kidney bean made out of medal... Clown Season is ending, thus you will see an unusual amount of Clowns today. Clowns in small cars, Church picnics, at stoplights handing out nickels, carnivals, casinos, AA meetings and Clown Conventions. Listen to others, trust only yourself. Singing the days of the week in Spanish is the easiest and most effective way of remembering them. Refrigerate after opening. White clothing will be illegal by Tuesday... TODAY'S FUN FACT: 92.4 % of kids are afraid of Clowns.
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