Don't leave home without reading your daily DenBob HORROR-SCOPE and FUN FACT!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Must be skeletons in the closet...
HORROR-SCOPE (08-31-09) Wait---did you hear that? Never mind, I'm sure it was nothing. You know how it is at night---every sound is amplified 10 times---especially creaky scary sounds like that. Hey, didn't you wear those socks yesterday? Not a single cloud in the sky today---a good day NOT to stare at the sun. Never "baby talk" to a Bear, they are not your buddies... Today's Fun Fact: The Rings of Saturn are imaginary.
This blog is intended as a parody of the daily horoscopes in your newspaper but with a "scary" angle as well. Yikes. The "Fun Facts" are an educational tool to be remembered for generations to come...
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