HORRORSCOPE (09-21-09) The Autumnal Equinox starts in certain areas only---check your local listings. All signs alert: Uranus is your ruler but is directly opposed by Urethra. You will be irritated very easily today, leave the gun at home. Perhaps binge drinking is not the best idea you've had lately... Avoid domestic strife by locking yourself in a closet. You have a future in Anger Management but it doesn't pay well. Setting your clock every night doesn't make you an alarmist. Being single means you never have to tuck in your T-shirt ever again... Today's Fun Fact: The miracle of silly putty can never really be explained.
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