HORRORSCOPE (09-02-09) That knocking on your door isn't going away is it? You'll hear eerie laughter coming through the vents while you try to sleep tonight. Don't panic, it's just the relatively harmless basement spirits having their jollies, they'll probably be gone by morning... The middle of the week is drawing nearer---nearer to thee it shall be. Take up skydiving but wear a shirt. Threaten to quit your job unless you get a ridiculous wage increase. Today, you share a birthday with Keanu Reeves. Sorry...TODAY'S FUN FACT: The TWO most edible parts of an onion are the Bulb and the Stem.
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