HORROR-SCOPE (09-22-09) Patience is a virtue. Liberty is a statue. Limitations are a statute. Fear not home repairs though you may find drilling to be a bit boring. Don't forget your X26 TASER today, you'll need it. Treat others with dignity and respect. Cut in line when in a hurry. Park in a handicapped spot and limp into the grocery store. Lay on your horn if the car in front doesn't take off instantly after the light turns green. If a patron at the post office is screaming into his cell phone, grab it and throw it across the street. You are currently in a gentle cycle. Wash in cold water, tumble dry low...Today's Fun Fact: Christopher Columbus eventually retired in Ohio.
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