HORROR-SCOPE (09-24-09) COMMON SENSE RULE #7: Never retire at night with a mannequin in your bedroom. You'll wake up and the mannequin won't be where it was... Suddenly, the crash of dishes breaking, the echo of wolves howling, monks chanting, vegetables dancing, skeletons sword fighting, terrifying winds with tree branches snapping, windows flapping, high pitched cackling mixed in with other murmuring voices, maniacal laughter and scary-ass John Tesh music---then abruptly, before you can scream, more mannequins---dozens of them, running into your room and...TODAY'S FUN FACT: Snake Venom prevents cavities but will kill you first...
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