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Sunday, September 27, 2009
Is there a Butcher Shop in Beecher, IL?
HORRORSCOPE (09-12-09) With Mars in your sign today, consider opening a candy store---success is a long shot but the odds are in your flavor. An opportunity to become a butcher may not be the answer once you realize what it entrails... Purchase a bus ticket but get everything in riding. You want a change but not something different. Good things will fall in your lap today, stay away from strip joints. Bread making is on the rise... TODAY'S FUN FACT: There are over 18.3 miles of veins in one adult 6 foot male.
This blog is intended as a parody of the daily horoscopes in your newspaper but with a "scary" angle as well. Yikes. The "Fun Facts" are an educational tool to be remembered for generations to come...
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