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Sunday, September 27, 2009
Puppets can't be trusted...
HORRORSCOPE (09-17-09) Not being a Leap year, Thanksgiving is on a Thursday this year. Look for crop circles in your backyard garden. Money is likely to come your way if you have a job. Consider working with puppets but don't be a dummy and let them string you along. Saturn and Uranus are in opposition of each other---and you're complaining? Magnets will not work on the Equator. For the same reason, Magnates will not work in Ecuador. Reason #7 to despise mimes: Deaf people think mimes are making fun of them. TODAY'S FUN FACT: The smartest Dinosaur was the Thesaurus.
This blog is intended as a parody of the daily horoscopes in your newspaper but with a "scary" angle as well. Yikes. The "Fun Facts" are an educational tool to be remembered for generations to come...
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