HORROR-SCOPE (09-18-09) There's a good chance that oil is flowing deep in your property. Do not be afraid to dig. If not oil, trace amounts of silver and gold are also a possibility. Ignore the mockery of thy neighbors as you excavate and tear up your land. Your final laugh shall resonate throughout the neighborhood. The silence is deafening. Refrigeration not necessary. Address matters honestly, otherwise mail will be returned to you. Say "TOYBOAT" 10 times really fast... Today's Fun Fact: The opposite of oil is water.
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