Don't leave home without reading your daily DenBob HORROR-SCOPE and FUN FACT!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Try "URBAN MIST" by Chanel...
HORROR-SCOPE (08-27-09) I loathe to tell you this but you swallowed FOUR Spiders last night whilst sleeping! OK OK, I'm just kidding, but it WAS some kind of arthropods---not necessarily spiders---geez, spiders---that would suck. That whole "swallow spiders when you sleep" thing is just another silly Urban Myth like giant alligators roaming the New Lenox Sewer System, or Alien Abduction or Scientology. Today, winds will be omni-directional in the early morning and turning against the tide in the afternoon... TODAY'S FUN FACT Lions are afraid of mice.
This blog is intended as a parody of the daily horoscopes in your newspaper but with a "scary" angle as well. Yikes. The "Fun Facts" are an educational tool to be remembered for generations to come...
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