Don't leave home without reading your daily DenBob HORROR-SCOPE and FUN FACT!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Sorry, we don't accept large bills...
HORROR-SCOPE (09-01-09) NEVER pick up the phone until the third ring, anything less will be BAD luck today---unless you wear those ugly brown shoes you put away last week... See that 100 dollar bill in the middle of the street? Ignore it, there's no way that is a real Benjamin. Too much of a good thing always leaves one wanting less. Pythagorus was an idiot. St. Francis was a liar. John Davidson was a singer. Consider Iowa... TODAY'S FUN FACT: The most nutritious part of the egg is the shell.
This blog is intended as a parody of the daily horoscopes in your newspaper but with a "scary" angle as well. Yikes. The "Fun Facts" are an educational tool to be remembered for generations to come...
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