HORRORSCOPE (09-10-09) Warning: The scary endless Celine Dion version of the old Eric Carmen song, "ALL BY MYSELF," may cause you to burst into flames as she reaches the 4th octave in the last agonizing verse. An ice bath and some de-lousing creme are necessary even if you are subject to just one stanza. The Gregorian Chant version, though usually safe, is also to be at risk. As a precaution, please stay out of the following stores today: The Shoe Attic, Shoe Shed, Shoe Mart, The Shoe Club, The Shoe Market, The Shoe Closet, Shoes Inc, The Shoe Junkie, The Shoe Fetish and Whole Shoes...TODAY'S FUN FACT: The Male Human Ear starts growing again at the age of 62.
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