You should see your pillow magnified!

HORROR-SCOPE (09-25-09) Uh, it's a little early for that isn't it? Wear anything BLUE today and good luck will engulf you. Plus, you'll match the sky when you're outdoors! Oddly enough, Ocean Water is NOT Blue, the Ocean Floor is Blue. Mix Blue and Red Play-Doh in your hand and the result will be a cool looking Purple ball! You'll be in a better mood once you eat. Blue is the new Orange."Welcome To Earlville" is your sign for today, wear it well. Des Moines means "The Moines" in English. Never order spaghetti at a Bait & Snack Shoppe.
TODAY'S FUN FACT: The shortest distance between two points is called a LINE.